How to Be a Furry
Aug. 12th, 2006 10:53 pmhttp://ihaveaplan.be/furryTut/furryTut/
A hilarious guide on how to be a member of the furry fandom.
CAUTION: NSFW.
[Edit: Since people have asked, I posted it because it struck me as being tongue in cheek.]
(no subject)
Date: 2006-08-13 03:15 am (UTC)1.) That's funny!
2.) Wow...too real, somewhat frightening.
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Date: 2006-08-13 03:44 am (UTC)Because everyone knows I have no sense of humor and demand to be taken seriously...
Date: 2006-08-13 03:44 am (UTC)2) Even if it isn't, why the hell are you giving tripe like this publicity?
(no subject)
Date: 2006-08-13 03:53 am (UTC)FAIL.
Re: Because everyone knows I have no sense of humor and demand to be taken seriously...
Date: 2006-08-13 04:20 am (UTC)2) It struck me as being rather tongue in cheek. If I thought that the writer was being malicious, I wouldn't have linked to it.
Correction
Date: 2006-08-13 04:21 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-08-13 04:25 am (UTC)1: it's pretty true.
2: with minor changes, it'd work for any other fantasy-ish fandom.
Most folks, while striving for originality and uniqueness, usually end up immitating somebody else. Just about everything else flows from that. May as well be amused at it.
Re: Correction
Date: 2006-08-13 04:33 am (UTC)Re: Correction
Date: 2006-08-13 04:45 am (UTC)Re: Because everyone knows I have no sense of humor and demand to be taken seriously...
Date: 2006-08-13 07:28 am (UTC)No, they don't reflect all furries. No, they're not "fair". However, they do show the sort of knowledge that can only come from people who are actually involved with the fandom. As such, I would give it far more credit than the standard Something Awful fare. If we can't take the humorous criticism our own fandom jabs at us, then yes, we really are being too sensitive.
Re: Because everyone knows I have no sense of humor and demand to be taken seriously...
Date: 2006-08-13 04:49 pm (UTC)I'm not the only one who feels that way. As
Re: Because everyone knows I have no sense of humor and demand to be taken seriously...
Date: 2006-08-13 04:54 pm (UTC)Just because they know about the fandom's darker side doesn't grant it any value when that darker side is trumpeted as a biased tour guide masquerading as a bad joke. Making furries look bad, knowledgeably or ignorantly, has not suddenly become socially acceptable.
Don't fall into the trap of being so needful for the community to receive attention that judgement is distorted. Don't defend the people who mock us, it only encourages them.
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Date: 2006-08-13 05:34 pm (UTC)On Leveling The Playing Field
Date: 2006-08-13 05:55 pm (UTC)Maybe ultimately that's what needs to happen to finally kill off the LOL FURRIES meme. Subject the dumbasses who perpetuate it to a taste of their own medicine. Mercilessly mock and ridicule and embarrass them until they're as sick of it as we've been.
And then when they complain about it, we can tell them to "learn to laugh at themselves" or "grow a thicker skin" or "just ignore it and it'll go away" or whatever other countless pieces of bad advice they've given us. Besides, if they can't take a little "humorous criticism," then obviously they're being too sensitive, right? Fair's fair. -:)
Yeah, I know. That wouldn't be nice.
But neither are they.
Re: Because everyone knows I have no sense of humor and demand to be taken seriously...
Date: 2006-08-13 05:58 pm (UTC)Understand the viewpoint I have - I help to write WikiFur, and for that both facts and attributed opinions are required, from both furry fandom's supporters and its detractors. This "dark side" is something that most members of the furry fandom are not willing to talk about in public, because they fear that it might make them look bad in the eyes of others. Thus, the main source for this information is criticism - yes, even ridiculing criticism.
It is hardly the whole story and should be treated as such, but I can't ignore it. And yes, I will defend their right to do it too, because they do it very well and it provides an important source for information that would otherwise be easily obtainable.
Re: On Leveling The Playing Field
Date: 2006-08-13 05:59 pm (UTC)Re: Because everyone knows I have no sense of humor and demand to be taken seriously...
Date: 2006-08-13 06:17 pm (UTC)They are finding new material. What you want them to find is a new topic. That may happen, but it's going to take time, and frankly I don't expect it to unless furry fandom goes mainstream in the sense that anime is mainstream.
Nobody's shoving it in your face. It was on your friends page, which means that one of your friends found it interesting enough to post on his journal. Perhaps he has friends who want to laugh at themselves. If you don't want to do that right now, don't go look. Admittedly a fuller link description might have helped, but you could tell the tone from the first few paragraphs. :-)
Re: Because everyone knows I have no sense of humor and demand to be taken seriously...
Date: 2006-08-13 06:20 pm (UTC)Re: On Leveling The Playing Field
Date: 2006-08-13 07:21 pm (UTC)1) I'm nicer than these guys and don't want to stoop to their level.
2) I have better, more interesting things to do with my time.
(no subject)
Date: 2006-08-13 07:34 pm (UTC)Re: Because everyone knows I have no sense of humor and demand to be taken seriously...
Date: 2006-08-13 07:34 pm (UTC)I understand you write Wiki* and I think the absolutist approach to neutrality you take there has clouded your ability to ascertain intention, and therefore the consequences. You seem to acknowledge it's ridicule, yet you continue to defend disseminating it amongst our peers.
Sometimes getting *all* the information out there when the goal is clearly not meant to inform isn't the best approach to supporting your community. No one says they don't have a right to crap in their own backyard, but you can ignore it, and you should.
Re: Because everyone knows I have no sense of humor and demand to be taken seriously...
Date: 2006-08-13 08:57 pm (UTC)I do not subscribe to the notion that our fandom is lessened by it. It is lessened by the fact that this information is not already out there in a neutral form, and so this is the way people learn about it instead.
My objective is not to do things that put the community in the best possible light. My objective is for people to know the truth about us, the whole truth, because I believe that is the best way to get people who will really be happy in the fandom to join us. If the only way that they can do that right now is to go to those websites, then guess what - it is a valid resource, and maybe it suggests we need to do a better job of telling it ourselves.
I strongly dislike the attitude that we should discourage people from writing or disseminating such work. It is the main reason why it is so popular - because it's something bad. It's daring, it's naughty - or so they think. The whole "keep it behind closed doors" attitude works against us here, because it just makes it fun for people to open them.
If you want less time to be given to such works, make sure we have more valid resources that explain these things that are not tinged with ridicule. This may be difficult, since to many such things are ridiculous. I do not think we are going to be able to get away from that, though. Some people will always find things that many members of the fandom do to be laughable. But who cares what they think, really?
Re: Because everyone knows I have no sense of humor and demand to be taken seriously...
Date: 2006-08-13 11:46 pm (UTC)Re: Because everyone knows I have no sense of humor and demand to be taken seriously...
Date: 2006-08-14 01:28 am (UTC)The best example I could give in the fandom would probably be Nothingkat.com (http://nothingkat.com/), though the articles there do have a habit of getting personal on occasion. 2's rants (http://www.werewolves.org/~two/rants.htm) contain similar content. I think such pieces are important, in the same way that Punch (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Punch_%28magazine%29) was important in its time and Private Eye (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Private_Eye) is now; as much as their cartoons and writing were (and are) disliked by many of their subjects, they became an important independent record of things that simply weren't being said elsewhere.
(no subject)
Date: 2006-08-14 03:56 am (UTC)Oh, a second thing I ask is that nobody trot out that old "You need to learn to laugh at yourself" chestnut, on pain of BRICK in the FACE, because that thing no more represents me than Shawn Keller's ugly, ugly drawings of 400-pound redneck slobs with "DURRRR" expressions on their faces.