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[drzarron.livejournal.com]

Take this oilcan and drink from it. For it is my Crank.

[acerover.livejournal.com]

I'ts transformer time!

[me-is-1337.livejournal.com]

As someone with deeply held beliefs, I find this extremely offensive. Comparing Jesus with Optimus Prime is the deepest sort of heresy, for which your litte kitty soul will burn in the most exquisite agony for all eternity. Everyone know that not even Judus can take down the Creation Matrix.

[drzarron.livejournal.com]

There's a nice Troll, here's a cookie, now Go Away.

[giza.livejournal.com]

He's a co-worker, actually. Sits within smacking distance at my office.

[nius.livejournal.com]

Smack accomplished?

[me-is-1337.livejournal.com]

*munches cookie*

You can't bake for shit :P

[blueeyedtigress.livejournal.com]

"Oops, wrong messiah! Hello, casting?"

[stu-ath.livejournal.com]

"The disciples suddenly became supsicious of Judas' Decepticon"

[nius.livejournal.com]

Oh man... *applause*

[stu-ath.livejournal.com]

*bows* Why, thankyou there, and what a nice lot of fine spirits on your avatar!

I think I may just leap on your LJ, Jaguar! ;)

I can't comment on ya journal! Argggh

[stu-ath.livejournal.com]

"I'd give you an A+!

Hello, Mr Decepticon here! Ah, and you is a fan of Dark Natasha too :)

Love the Jag avatar, added you :)

Ath ^..^"

Said me

[omnibahumut.livejournal.com]

Jesus: Robot in Disguise

[zenmouse.livejournal.com]

Makes a better Jesus than my step-dad. ;)

[giza.livejournal.com]

*stares blankly*

[zenmouse.livejournal.com]

Read my journal every now and then. :)

[giza.livejournal.com]

I do. Apparently I missed the entry in question, though.

[zenmouse.livejournal.com]

I'm just bustin' ya. This (http://zenmouse.livejournal.com/135525.html) was the post in question.

[swift-fox.livejournal.com]

In the mechanical voice of Optimus Prime...

"You've ate your food and I've cured your gout,
"Now Apostles, Transform and roll out!"

[kellic.livejournal.com]

I hate temporal mechanics.

[cyriljackal.livejournal.com]

"SAAAAAA-TANNNNN-TROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!"

[silverscalenaga.livejournal.com]

Oh no! The matrix has sent me back in time to the 1500s!

[giza.livejournal.com]

Um, that scene is from a little bit BEFORE the 1500s...

[silverscalenaga.livejournal.com]

no, leonardo was using him as a model ;)

[zeeth_kyrah]

"WHAT UP IN DA HOUUUUUUUSE!"

[stu-ath.livejournal.com]

That one should win :) Hell yes

[agrajag-fur.livejournal.com]

"now let's see, Matthew - you had a beer and the egg rolls, Mark you had the mineral water and the chop suey...hell Judas, you need to throw in a few more pieces of silver."

The Christformers!

[byzantyndragon.livejournal.com]

to the old Transformers them

The Christformers!
Savoirs in disguise!
Apostlebots born again to battle the evil forces of the Diablocons!
The Christformers!
(angelic choir): SAVIORS IN DISGUISE!

>OPENING AD<

SCENE: a cliff overlooking the Sea of Gallileee. The 12 Apostles gather around a fire as the sunsets to share a meal of fish, bread, and wine. Whispy clouds scud by overhead, but there's a trembling in the air.

James (stirring the pan to check on the fish): Hey, guys, almost ready here, better get your plates up before it burns.

Steven (the quintessentian wise-guy): You'll be the one burning if you overcook those fish! (glances over at Judas, standing and overlooking the Sea with a strange, distant look), Hey, Judas, don't take it bad.

Phillip: Leave Judas alone, it's not his fault that sow-pig jumped into his oxcart and broke it.

John (smirking): But I was the one that yelled, "Hey, Judas, don't let her into your cart!"

Andrew: Alright, after dinner, I'll get my tools and make it better!

ALL LAUGHING...

SUDDENLY, A GREAT CRASHING AND ROARING SOUND! A HUGE BEAST LOOKING LIKE A BIG RED LION COMES STOMPING TOWARDS THE CAMP!

John: What the--
Andrew: It's--
Bartholomew: MEGA-TAN!
Matthew: And he's walking around like a roaring lion, looking to devour some Apostles!

Mega-tan: ROAAAR! APOSTLETRONS PREPARE TO GO TO HELLITRAN-1!

James (standing up and lifting his wine goblet, then spilling the wine on the ground before him in a rather silly dramatic gesture) In your dreams, "dork-lord"! APOSTLETRONS! MIRACLE-IZE!

--to be excommunicated at a later date ;)

[rustitobuck.livejournal.com]

It made me think of this.

[tlttlotd.livejournal.com]

"Who ate all of the yams?!"

[wildw0lf.livejournal.com]

How Jesus transformed the masses...