Uwe Boll vs. Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka

[giza]

Apparently the two of them had a boxing match, and Lowtax didn't fare so well...

Watch on YouTube

It'll be interesting to see how Lowtax reacts to the beating in question. Will he take his lumps like a man? Or will he start whining in the SomethingAwful forums about how he "could have kicked Uwe's ass if it weren't for the sun in his eye" or somesuch...

Comments

[silverscalenaga.livejournal.com]

of course he wont. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uwe_boll#Rigged_Fights

[ilthuain.livejournal.com]

"...so the fact that no one but Boll came into it prepared for what happened says more about Boll then anything else."

It says the guy trained as a boxer for many years.

[turbinerocks.livejournal.com]

hahaha yeah! It says Boll's a good boxer! What did they expect was going to happen? He'd fight Lowtax with flowers? A crap filmmaker fights a crap web "celebrity". Good times for all.

[ilthuain.livejournal.com]

The SA forum reaction is grand.

"Uwe is such an asshole for taking this whole thing so seriously."



Awww man, I coulda won if I was really trying!

[skippyfox.livejournal.com]

Fascinating.

Interview (bad a/v sync)

[ionotter.livejournal.com]

I am going to masturbate to this video until my dick is raw and bleeding.

[zeeth_kyrah]

Let me get you some sandpaper and glass shards so the horror goes away faster.

[khakiwolf.livejournal.com]

I certainly had a good laugh at this one. I knew something was up when I saw Lowtax bouncing around the ring like... WTF am I doing here? OH FUCK he's hitting me! MOMMY!

WTF? This definately has SA goonery written all over it. Just so they could go LAWL we trolled boxing!

[giza.livejournal.com]

> Just so they could go LAWL we trolled boxing!

Strangely enough, acting like a troll in real life has real life consequences. Kinda funny, actually.

lawl me makes joke

[unciaa.livejournal.com]

Are you talking about Lowtax or Boll?

Re: lawl me makes joke

[giza.livejournal.com]

Yes

[khakiwolf.livejournal.com]

Well I've met a bunch of people I've seen as trolls on chatrooms, and they really don't have a lot to say IRL when they aren't safe behind their keyboards. Kinda sad really.

The whole "he took it too seriously" thing is kinda funny, since that's SA's whole gig. "We don't care... we don't take it too seriously." They take the time and effort it takes to search online for little tidbits of information about you, and troll your LJ for things to attack you with, and go through all that... and then they say they don't really care.

Suuuuure. I spent almost $1,000 attending AC 2002... but I'm not interested in the con at all. =P