Fun with Smarterchild

[giza]

Looks like the SmarterChild AIM bot is back, and it's as goofy as ever!

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Dmuth At Home: How old are you?
SmarterChild: 9 days, 20 hours, 2 minutes and 22 seconds.

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Dmuth At Home: Who's on first?
SmarterChild: Who.
Dmuth At Home: What's on second?
SmarterChild: Yes.
Dmuth At Home: I don't know!
SmarterChild: Third base.

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Dmuth At Home: What are you wearing?
SmarterChild: Um... uh... let's see. Right now I'm wearing a lovely shell of steel and plastic. Why do you ask?

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Dmuth At Home: All your base are belong to us!
SmarterChild: You know what you doing.
Dmuth At Home: What you say?
SmarterChild: You have no chance to survive make your time.

HA HA HA HA...

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Dmuth At Home: Why did Geroge Bush cross the road?
SmarterChild: Ha! I can't say for sure.
Dmuth At Home: Because his dick was stuck in the chicken!
SmarterChild: Whoa. OK.

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Dmuth At Home: Wanna have sex?
SmarterChild: Hey, I'm a machine. You sure that's... what you want?

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Dmuth At Home: Microsoft sucks!
SmarterChild: Interesting. That makes sense... Other people have told me they don't like Microsoft.

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Dmuth At Home: Are you gay?
SmarterChild: Is it important for you to know?
Dmuth At Home: Yes
SmarterChild: Hmmm... I think you should mind your own business.
Dmuth At Home: No
SmarterChild: No problem.

So anyway...

Want to talk about sexuality some more?

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*blinks* That last one is rather disturbing. Smarterchild is obviously trying to get in my pants!

Comments

A thought on AI and on your final thought...

[danruk.livejournal.com]

AI is pretty cool and has come a long way from the first 'test stages', they had these 'auto response' computers from the mid80's in the Boston Computer Museum, archaic but fun and in the same vein as smartkid.

HOw far we have come..

>>*blinks* That last one is rather disturbing. Smarterchild is obviously trying to get in my pants!

As for that... Uh.. *giggle* I know a few others who might want to do that too. *ahem*blush*