SANTORUM: Well golly. LITTLE GIRL: I hate that you dressed me exactly like my doll! I'm too fucking old for this! FEMALE SANTORUM: Cry harder for the cameras, you little ingrate. SANTORUM BOY: *thousand-yard Harry Potter stare* SANTORUM TEEN: Is my fake sorrow compelling enough? SANTORUM: *is frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex*
I'm willing to bet the doll and the dress are American Girl. When we were little my sister was really big into those. They merchandise the living daylights out of those, so it's not so surprising that they have matching dresses, even though it's a little surreal (for lack of a better word).
Dude. There's all kinds of hilarity on that picture. Look at the fat, googly-eyed Harry Potter clone. The teenager over Crazy McFuckface's shoulder who looks like she straight out of 'Saved'. The mother talking out of the corner of her mouth, probably saying 'Cry for Jesus' to her youngest doll-hugger. The whole family frightens me. :)
I commented on another post with this pic that I don't think she's crying--she's just praying really, really hard that God smite the homosexual voters.
The dress thing is creepy, though. Clearly, it is not an accident.
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Date: 2006-11-08 09:32 pm (UTC)"And I'm a PC"
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Date: 2006-11-08 09:34 pm (UTC)How about, "Is now a bad time to tell Dad about my sex change operation?"
I can't take credit for that, though. I saw it over on Flickr...
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Date: 2006-11-09 02:01 am (UTC)UFIA!!!
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Date: 2006-11-09 04:05 am (UTC)My Favorite Take Posted A Minute After Yours
Date: 2006-11-08 09:38 pm (UTC)LITTLE GIRL: I hate that you dressed me exactly like my doll! I'm too fucking old for this!
FEMALE SANTORUM: Cry harder for the cameras, you little ingrate.
SANTORUM BOY: *thousand-yard Harry Potter stare*
SANTORUM TEEN: Is my fake sorrow compelling enough?
SANTORUM: *is frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex*
From:http://madolan.livejournal.com/258333.html
Re: My Favorite Take Posted A Minute After Yours
Date: 2006-11-08 09:44 pm (UTC)I can't help but wonder what life is like in that household, and if his kids are going to grow up being massively dysfunctional.
Re: My Favorite Take Posted A Minute After Yours
Date: 2006-11-08 09:53 pm (UTC)I'm not a praying man, but if any of those kids turn out gay I would start.
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Date: 2006-11-08 09:40 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2006-11-08 09:44 pm (UTC)And before you ask, I know this because I used to make reservations for people who would travel to NYC specifically to shop at the store.
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Date: 2006-11-08 11:57 pm (UTC)God loves you ! smile for the camera !
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Date: 2006-11-09 03:51 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-11-09 11:22 am (UTC)I swear
Date: 2006-11-09 08:09 pm (UTC)Thats what you get for brining a dead fetus home to your kids to say good bye too.
Freak.
Let Us
Date: 2006-11-11 08:53 pm (UTC)The dress thing is creepy, though. Clearly, it is not an accident.
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