Why I should drink more coffee before posting

[giza]

 

I came up with this quote out of thin air earlier today, when someone apologized for posting something in the wrong forum:

"It helps if you think of me less as a fascist moderator, and more like a slightly inebriated tour guide."

-- Me, On posting etiquette.

Yeah... looks like I'm gonna have to increase my coffee dosage, since getting more sleep is right out of the question.