Eternal salvation or TRIPLE your money back!

[giza]

This video is mildly NSFW:

So what are you waiting for? Pull the wool over your own eyes and accept Bob into your mind!

More information is available at http://www.subgenius.com/

(Full disclosure: I am former Unit #255 of S.P.U.T.U.M (Subgenius Police, Usenet Tactical Unit, Mobile.) Now retired. No, I cannot talk about our mobile black ops helicopters equipped with wireless T1s and air-to-spammer missles. Please do not ask me about them.)

Comments

[taral.livejournal.com]

Remove "our" and it's much better. :)

[cyriljackal.livejournal.com]

Paid for by Rev. Ivan Stang himself and broadcast on MTV back in the day before it became a tool of the Pinks themselves.
The end has Stang performing the Offical Sound of the Subgenius, which is the sound cartoons characters make while shaking their head in disbeleif. Ay-yai-yai-yai-yai!
Praise "Bob"!

[giza.livejournal.com]

Ah, I was wondering why there were MTV logos in that commercial.

[cyriljackal.livejournal.com]

"They may be Pink, but their money is green!"

[zeeth_kyrah]

Yoggldy-yoggldy-yoggldy.

[kellic.livejournal.com]

ummmmm. Riiiiiggghhht.