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This Slashdot article talks about how "resume spamming" is creating problems, since employers are required (by Federal law) to keep all submitted resumes on file.

Naturally, some smartass suggested sending the following letter to various levels of government, and later doing a Freedom of Information Act request to make sure that they really kept the letter on file:

Osama bin Laden
Cave 273-b northern Afghanistan

Dear Imperialist Infidel,

Please accept this resume for your files concerning any openings
you may have.

Recently I've become newsworthy because of several operations my
Al Quaeda teams have carried our successfully. This demonstrates
a proven ability to plan and carry out large scale operations.

I think my years of experience in strategic planning and covert
operations would be an asset to your firm.

Yours very truly,

Osama bin Laden 

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Douglas Muth

April 2012

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