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A cheetah went into a garage and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" He replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..." He said he didn't know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there. The mechanic gave him a piece of paper and a pen and asked him to draw what the piece looked like. He drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took him over to another car which had its hood up and asked, "is there a 710 on this car?" The cheetah pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."


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Date: 2007-04-20 08:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] simbab.livejournal.com
One is left wondering who, exactly, this cheetah could possibly be... ;-P

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Date: 2007-04-20 08:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] giza.livejournal.com

Well, they all look alike anyway...

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Date: 2007-04-20 08:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lionman.livejournal.com
Are you sure it wasn't a leopard? They're easily confused by all the spots, I'm sure. ;-)

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Date: 2007-04-21 09:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wildw0lf.livejournal.com
And they all have spotty pasts...

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Date: 2007-04-20 08:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nikvulper.livejournal.com
I think you meant to use this icon ;)

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Date: 2007-04-20 08:43 pm (UTC)

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Date: 2007-04-20 08:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] linnaeus.livejournal.com
Cheetahs. Nature's blondes. ;)

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Date: 2007-04-21 09:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wildw0lf.livejournal.com
Cute...if I hadn't seen the picture, I would have been left scratching my head.

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Date: 2007-04-21 02:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] girtygrin.livejournal.com
Whats terrible is despite how hard I try to read it as 710 it still says oil to me.

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Date: 2007-04-21 05:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] andrew7782.livejournal.com
Me too! And that's funny.. I'm a cheetah!

I'm amazed!

Date: 2007-04-22 12:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mbala.livejournal.com
You'd make a good typographer.

That O just so totally isn't a 0. O.0

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