TODAY IS LOYALTY DAY

[giza]

President Bush has decreed that today is Loyalty Day.

The problem is, I don't know how to celebrate.

So I asked for help over on shitty_advice. If anyone can offer suggestions (remember, they must be bad advice), please reply to the post and let me know!

Comments

[ken-redtail.livejournal.com]

http://ken-redtail.livejournal.com/439003.html

[giza.livejournal.com]

In that case, riddle me this: how come it didn't seem to be a big deal every other May 1st that Bush was in office?

[ken-redtail.livejournal.com]

Because anti-Bush supporters are getting restless in their pants?

[simbab.livejournal.com]

It was just as jingoistic then as it is now.

[filkertom.livejournal.com]

Serving Bush, Cheney, Wolfowitz, Rove, Feith, Perle, Rice, Rumsfeld, Kristol, Kagan, and most of the punditry with citizen's arrests and frog-march 'em to the Hague.

[lionman.livejournal.com]

You should pack your pistols and drive over to the Whitehouse, then while standing at the fence, wave them in the air, firing several shots while you whoop and hollar in celabration of Loyalty Day!

How's that for bad advice?

[sidepocket-pro.livejournal.com]

So are we Nazis now?

[furahi.livejournal.com]

So international labour day is U.S. loyalty day?

[kovucougar.livejournal.com]

Loyalty day has been around for awhile now...

The language still makes me shudder and fear for the planet.