Gays too precious to risk in combat, says General

[giza]

 
Finally, we get a coherent argument.

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[sinha-lion.livejournal.com]

Holy cow...

It's nice to feel so precious...

so very precious...

[baphnedia.livejournal.com]

Thanks thar Sinha Lion. Now I have Gollum stuck in my head.

[kinkyturtle.livejournal.com]

Wait, how can you get something stuck in your head that's not a song (or a meat cleaver)?

[baphnedia.livejournal.com]

I have a big head. If you look at my ear closely enough, you'll find quite a few things in there. To include signs from my brain that read 'This Space Available for Rent.'

[scs-11.livejournal.com]

Wow. Thing things you learn on the internet.

Giza, given the issue of having your precious psyche disturbed by unpleasant sights, do you think you should really be working so many cons? God knows it's ugly behind the scenes.

[miami-pony.livejournal.com]

Icon love! JoCo reppa-zent!

[scs-11.livejournal.com]

*bows in recognition of your taste in music*

[miami-pony.livejournal.com]

I've been around his webpage for a while now. Go check out the guitar tabs (transcriptions) so, ...What's with all the screaming? :)

[drzarron.livejournal.com]

"Seven"

*OW OW LAUGHING TOO HARD"

[greenreaper.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that was pretty specific.

(Also, it was brought to us by Target . . .)

[baphnedia.livejournal.com]

ROFL.

Oh, I have a question - is that general really that dumb, or is this a spoof?

[kinkyturtle.livejournal.com]

It's a spoof. It's from The Onion.

[baphnedia.livejournal.com]

I had to ask (I've seen generals say some pretty stupid things, in spite of all their higher education and rank)... :p