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Tux: This is about Linux. 

The Architect: You are here because Linux is about to be destroyed. Its every line of code terminated,
its entire existence eradicated. 

Tux: Bullshit. 

The Architect: Denial is the most predictable of all human responses. But, rest assured, this will be 
the sixth time we have destroyed it, and we have become exceedingly efficient at it. 

The Architect: The function of the GNU is now to return to the source, allowing a temporary 
dissemination of the GPL'd code you carry, reinserting the prime program. After which you will be 
required to select from the matrix 23 OSS programmers, 16 American, 7 Finnish, to rebuild the kernel. 
Failure to comply with this process will result in a cataclysmic system crash killing every process 
currently running, which coupled with the extermination of the kernel will ultimately result in the 
extinction of the entire Linux operating system. 

Tux: You won't let it happen, you can't. You need Linux to survive. 

The Architect: There are levels of survival we are prepared to accept. However, the relevant issue is 
whether or not you are ready to accept the responsibility for the death of every installation of Linux 
in this world. 



...as seen on Slashdot. :-)

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Date: 2003-06-25 11:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mfree.livejournal.com
The Architect: init 6

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Date: 2003-06-25 05:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] andrew7782.livejournal.com
UNIX rules! FreeBSD beats your Linux! Hahaha.

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Date: 2003-06-26 11:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] giza.livejournal.com
My etherkiller beats your FreeBSD. :-)

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