WTF co-workers

[giza]

I came into work this morning to find an 18-inch double-ended dildo on my chair.

"The Dildo Award" is what my one co-worker called it.

Uh, thanks guys...

Comments

[keapano.livejournal.com]

What did you do to earn that one?

[giza.livejournal.com]

It is company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. We use the indefinite article *a* dildo, and never *your* dildo.

[keapano.livejournal.com]

I like how the dildo is treated as an occasion rather then an object. =3