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It is company policy to never imply ownership in the event of a dildo.
So today at the company meeting, we played around with Google's autocomplete searching feature and tried to figure out what had the most results. Co-worker A suggested "Obama". Not too bad:
Then I suggested "email":
At the end of the meeting, this went down:
My boss: Who said "email"?
Me: "Me!"
My boss: "You win the dildo!"
So now I am officially the owner of an 18-inch dildo, courtesy of $WORK. A dildo that is bigger around than my WRIST, I might add.
...now what?
Then I suggested "email":
At the end of the meeting, this went down:
My boss: Who said "email"?
Me: "Me!"
My boss: "You win the dildo!"
So now I am officially the owner of an 18-inch dildo, courtesy of $WORK. A dildo that is bigger around than my WRIST, I might add.
...now what?