Talk Like a Pirate Day, on September 19th!

[giza]

Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day

10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

8. Come on up and see me urchins.

7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?

4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

3. Ya know, darlin, I'm 97 percent chum free.

2. Well blow me down!

And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …

1. Prepare to be boarded.

Comments

[randomzen.livejournal.com]

Wow, no use of the word "plunder" in there?

[duncandahusky.livejournal.com]

And as important preparation for tomorrow's TLAPD, there's also Gangsta-to-Pirate translations.

[taral.livejournal.com]

Arr!

[frankiethirteen.livejournal.com]

heh...heh heh.

Though there should also be a day for ninjas, if only so we can have our own pickup lines.

[entropicana.livejournal.com]

What I learned from years of playing Ninja Gaiden: very ninja pick-up line is the same:

"..."

Occasionally, if they're feeling very verbose,

"...."

Funny thing is, it works for Golgo 13, too.

[giza.livejournal.com]

Duke Togo is Asian, right? Maybe it's a cultural thing.