Beer!

[giza]

After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a drink.

The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the world's best, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.

The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like 'The King', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one.

The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only drink made with pure Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it.

The guy from Guinness sits down and says, "Give me a Coke." The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.

The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask "Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?" and the Guinness president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I."

(Source: Slashdot)

Comments

[delphi-of-clf.livejournal.com]

hehehehehe, I like that :>. And yes, coke tastes better than all that other crap, so I can understand.

[aureth.livejournal.com]

Amen. ;)

[swift-fox.livejournal.com]

*laughs*

"Dog, but if that ain't soooo true!"

Swift Fox

[shenryyr.livejournal.com]

don't drink six beers at once?
BRILLIANT!

[giza.livejournal.com]

I have no idea what you are talking about! (http://www.lionking.org/~dmuth/tlkob_2001/eating/beer_for_breakfast.jpg)

And besides, it was 4 beers, not 6!

[shenryyr.livejournal.com]

actually I was referring to a guiness commercial :)
cheezy but hilarious.

what do you call it?
a bottle.
a bottle? BRILLIANT!

[tgeller.livejournal.com]

Q: Why is American beer like making love in a canoe?

A: Because it's fucking close to water.

[queenofstripes.livejournal.com]

I loved that. I mean, I'm benignly indifferent to beer, but I'm pretty staunchly opposed to piss. :)