What really happened to the Mars Beagle probe...

[giza]

Onstar: "Onstar operator here. I see that your airbags have deployed. Do you need assistance?"

Beagle 2: "Uh, no, everything's fine here."

Onstar: "We are concerned that you have fallen in a crater, can you confirm?"

Beagle 2: "Look can I get some privacy here! I am in the crater taking a wicked piss. You would too if you had to travel that far without a potty break! I'll be in contact when I am done."

Mystery solved!

(Source: Slashdot)

Comments

[taral.livejournal.com]

Brilliant!

[jayessence.livejournal.com]

:-) Awesome. Hey Doug... I'm a new friend. Tee hee... I've come across you a longggggg time ago from a website that I ran/run. I'll see if I can find you online sometime for a chat. ;-)

[foxiecrumz.livejournal.com]

LOL...ouch.