Friday Five!
Mar. 19th, 2004 12:54 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
gizaIf you...
1. ...owned a restaurant, what kind of food would you serve?
Mostly fruits and vegatables. No, I'm not a vegitarian, but the way society is in my country, they're all about 20 OUNCE BEEF PATTIES! That's totally unhealthy, and there's no way I would be able to compete with that. I'd conventrate on fruit and veggie dishes. Here, eat as much food as you want. You might get a little fat, but at least your arteries won't get clogged up with saturated fat.
2. ...owned a small store, what kind of merchandise would you sell?
Books. Because knowledge is power. Never underestimate the value of a good book.
3. ...wrote a book, what genre would it be?
Non-fiction. Probably something about computers or maybe about business processes.
4. ...ran a school, what would you teach?
I'd try to have a balanced ciricculum with things like art, music, sports, science, and teaching computer skills. I would also want to educate people about the dangers of drugs, and that some drugs are worse than others. ("Smoke as much weed as you want, it'll just make you stupid, but may have long-term effects such as increased risks of cancer. Take just a little cocaine, and your heart may explode!)
I'd also like to offer a class on the safe handling of guns. There are way too many accidents that happen by people handling guns that they "thought were not loaded". Gun safety is pretty straightforward.
5. ...recorded an album, what kind of music would be on it?
Probably heavy metal. Say what you want about it, but I grew up with it so I'm comfortable with it. Heavy metal remixes of video game music would be even cooler.
In other news, I've been idly thinking about getting one of these:
It's only 12 feet long and weighs 3 tons. It'd be fun to have as an alarm clock! It's so powerful that it can turn fog into rain, clearing the sky!
Oh, and some folks mentioned Dihydrogen Monoxide in a previous post. Sadly, some city officials recently bought into this when they learned that dihydrogen monoxide was used to produce foam cups. So they wanted to ban the cups. And these people are elected representatives!
I like Fridays.
1. ...owned a restaurant, what kind of food would you serve?
Mostly fruits and vegatables. No, I'm not a vegitarian, but the way society is in my country, they're all about 20 OUNCE BEEF PATTIES! That's totally unhealthy, and there's no way I would be able to compete with that. I'd conventrate on fruit and veggie dishes. Here, eat as much food as you want. You might get a little fat, but at least your arteries won't get clogged up with saturated fat.
2. ...owned a small store, what kind of merchandise would you sell?
Books. Because knowledge is power. Never underestimate the value of a good book.
3. ...wrote a book, what genre would it be?
Non-fiction. Probably something about computers or maybe about business processes.
4. ...ran a school, what would you teach?
I'd try to have a balanced ciricculum with things like art, music, sports, science, and teaching computer skills. I would also want to educate people about the dangers of drugs, and that some drugs are worse than others. ("Smoke as much weed as you want, it'll just make you stupid, but may have long-term effects such as increased risks of cancer. Take just a little cocaine, and your heart may explode!)
I'd also like to offer a class on the safe handling of guns. There are way too many accidents that happen by people handling guns that they "thought were not loaded". Gun safety is pretty straightforward.
5. ...recorded an album, what kind of music would be on it?
Probably heavy metal. Say what you want about it, but I grew up with it so I'm comfortable with it. Heavy metal remixes of video game music would be even cooler.
In other news, I've been idly thinking about getting one of these:
It's only 12 feet long and weighs 3 tons. It'd be fun to have as an alarm clock! It's so powerful that it can turn fog into rain, clearing the sky!
Oh, and some folks mentioned Dihydrogen Monoxide in a previous post. Sadly, some city officials recently bought into this when they learned that dihydrogen monoxide was used to produce foam cups. So they wanted to ban the cups. And these people are elected representatives!
I like Fridays.
