What Jeff Killed

http://www.whatjeffkilled.com/

From the site:

Jeff is a large orange tomcat that lives and kills in Shadow Hills, CA.

Jeff has adopted our back porch and yard as his home. He uses our dog's house when it rains, but mostly he likes to sleep on our patio chairs and keep watch over his domain.

Though he doesn't really belong to us, we provide Jeff with food and water; however, this does little to lessen his killer instinct. To humans, Jeff is an exceptionally good-tempered and friendly cat; to rodents and other small animals, he is death itself.

It could be that Jeff likes to bring us gifts to repay our hospitality. Perhaps he is simply a hardwired killing machine. All we know for certain is that he hunts down a wide variety of small animals and disembowels, decapitates, and dines on them. Often.

This site has pictures of Jeff's kills.

Engineering Quiz

Sent to me from triggur...

A backhoe weighing 8 tons is on top of a flatbed trailer and heading east on Interstate 70 near Hays, Kansas. The extended shovel arm is made of hardened refined steel and the approaching overpass is made of commercial-grade concrete, reinforced with 1 1/2 inch steel rebar spaced at 6 inch intervals in a crisscross pattern layered at 1 foot vertical spacing.

Solve: When the shovel arm hits the overpass, how fast do you have to be going to slice the bridge in half? (Assume no effect for headwind and no braking by the driver...)

Extra Credit: Solve for the time and distance required for the entire rig to come to a complete stop after hitting the overpass at the speed calculated above.

Answer - Who cares?! The trucking company just bought themselves a bridge.





[Edit: More details are available on Snopes.com.]

KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!

A picture of General Zod's bathroom

Also, the official General Zod for President website.

Darth Vader

Vader Sessions:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6A0rwG39Jzk

A bunch of video from Star Wars, with all of Darth Vader's quotes being replaced by Mufasa James Earl Jones quotes from other movies. Rather humorous!

(Thanks, susandeer)

The ability to control a medium for 20 years is insignificant next to the power of a good chick flic

 
Tietanic. A Star Wars/Titanic crossover.