Yesterday I watched Galapagos tortoises fuck!

[giza]

I'm not making this up, either!

Here are some highlights from the article, and yesterday:

• "The female kangaroo has three vaginas," [...] "She'll be using two for reproduction and having fun with the third. She is often called 'the slut of the animal kingdom.' "

• At two inches, gorillas are not quite so well-endowed as you would think.

• Male snakes have two penises. There have been cases where they've used them on different females at the same time.

• A female frog, for example, will summon up to 25 males who tap their feet in a sort of slimy "line dance" to get her attention.

• Male tortoises, often depicted as shy creatures, are in fact extremely aggressive, biting females about the head and neck in the amorous effort.

• [...] female kangaroos, whose promiscuous lifestyle caused such a stir, come equipped with an incredible method of birth control: If they already have a joey in the pouch, a kangaroo's body can freeze the development of newly fertilized eggs at 100 cells until the pouch is free.

• Pigs have penises that are shaped like screws. This is where the term "screwing" comes from.

• "But it was the elephants that left the most lasting impression for some. Weighing 20,000 pounds makes intimacy a dangerous proposition, and at times a male elephant will have all four feet off the ground."

Comments

[murasadramon.livejournal.com]

I drew a kangaroo yesterday! *drooooool* It was nude. =P

And my god. An elephant off all fours? My god. That must be like getting humped by a dumptruck!

[chrislander.livejournal.com]

Um... :) Can I see?

Re:

[murasadramon.livejournal.com]

Well, my computer sort of... exploded, and um... I'm down for the count right now.

[chrislander.livejournal.com]

Wow, that sucks. I hope things get better.

Re:

[murasadramon.livejournal.com]

I stuck a bandaid on my CPU but it didn't seem to like that much. =P

[chrislander.livejournal.com]

Sorry bud, but I think you're gonna need to give it stitches. Band-aids just don't cut it :)

And let's not forget male kangaroos...

[danruk.livejournal.com]

who have their 'endowments' upside down.
testes above penis.

woo!

NO wonder the female needs 3, how can the male AIM? ;)

Silly kangaroo himself...

Matt/Danruk

Re: And let's not forget male kangaroos...

[coyoteden.livejournal.com]

"How.... How'd you get the Beans above the Frank??????"

No wolves??

[khakiwolf.livejournal.com]

Aww, the wolves weren't mating?

They forgot to mention how SMALL leopard penises are. *ducks and runs*

~Khaki

[randomzen.livejournal.com]

Q: What animal…

…has the power to drive away all forms of life with its shrill voice?

…produces a highly pungent, noxious scent?

…rather mate with its overstretched anus?

A: FISHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!