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I'm not making this up, either!

Here are some highlights from the article, and yesterday:

  • "The female kangaroo has three vaginas," [...] "She'll be using two for reproduction and having fun with the third. She is often called 'the slut of the animal kingdom.' "

  • At two inches, gorillas are not quite so well-endowed as you would think.

  • Male snakes have two penises. There have been cases where they've used them on different females at the same time.

  • A female frog, for example, will summon up to 25 males who tap their feet in a sort of slimy "line dance" to get her attention.

  • Male tortoises, often depicted as shy creatures, are in fact extremely aggressive, biting females about the head and neck in the amorous effort.

  • [...] female kangaroos, whose promiscuous lifestyle caused such a stir, come equipped with an incredible method of birth control: If they already have a joey in the pouch, a kangaroo's body can freeze the development of newly fertilized eggs at 100 cells until the pouch is free.

  • Pigs have penises that are shaped like screws. This is where the term "screwing" comes from.

  • "But it was the elephants that left the most lasting impression for some. Weighing 20,000 pounds makes intimacy a dangerous proposition, and at times a male elephant will have all four feet off the ground."

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Date: 2003-02-25 07:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] randomzen.livejournal.com
Q: What animal…

  • …has the power to drive away all forms of life with its shrill voice?

  • …produces a highly pungent, noxious scent?

  • …rather mate with its overstretched anus?


  • A: FISHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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