The Chee-tos are attacking!!
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It's believed to be the largest Chee-to in the world. The cheesy glob of fried cornmeal that Navy Petty Officer Mike Evans found last week in a bag of the snacks is about the size of a small lemon and weighs in at about half an ounce.In a related development, we have learned that Dubwana Kalakonje has recently become the new SpokesSo how did this one Chee-to get to be a behemoth? Chee-tos Development Manager Kevin Cogan's job is to ponder such mysteries. He believes that some of the cheddar seasoning in the company's machines built up and plopped out in big blob. That sneaked past inspectors.
"We call it Seasoning Accumulation," Cogan said. "If you love cheese, this is the Chee-to for you. It's beyond dangerously cheesy."
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Date: 2003-03-06 10:44 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2003-03-06 11:58 am (UTC)Cheetoh Mini Golf?
Date: 2003-03-07 08:08 am (UTC)*putt*clunkclatter*
Of course, you'd have to shoot it through the cheetah's 'chomping' mouth to get past to the cup beyond.
Silly!
Matt/Danruk