The Chee-tos are attacking!!

[giza]

The World's Biggest Chee-to.

It's believed to be the largest Chee-to in the world. The cheesy glob of fried cornmeal that Navy Petty Officer Mike Evans found last week in a bag of the snacks is about the size of a small lemon and weighs in at about half an ounce.

So how did this one Chee-to get to be a behemoth? Chee-tos Development Manager Kevin Cogan's job is to ponder such mysteries. He believes that some of the cheddar seasoning in the company's machines built up and plopped out in big blob. That sneaked past inspectors.

"We call it Seasoning Accumulation," Cogan said. "If you love cheese, this is the Chee-to for you. It's beyond dangerously cheesy."

In a related development, we have learned that Dubwana Kalakonje has recently become the new Spokesmancat for Chee-tos.

Comments

[thraxarious.livejournal.com]

This cheeto was on sale on Ebay, someone actually made a joke bid for $99 million on it... what I want to know is, how can they avoid ebay demanding a chunk of money the size of that cheeto?

[giza.livejournal.com]

One word: bankruptcy