The Scoop on Poop

[giza]

I found this little FAQ that talks all about poop:

http://www.heptune.com/poop.html

It's funny AND informative. For example, did you know that "If you can remain sufficiently relaxed, you can produce an awesomely long poop that will coil up inside the toilet."? That rocks.

The FAQ also explains the mystery behind "corn poop".

Comments

Just one phrase...

[wildw0lf.livejournal.com]

TMI

Re: Just one phrase...

[giza.livejournal.com]

That's not a phrase, that's a TLA!

[furahi.livejournal.com]

Not only did I know that, I've done that

Sorry for the TMI ;)

[giza.livejournal.com]

Yes, but have you had awesomely long corn poop that floats? I have!

[furahi.livejournal.com]

Eeew! If it's a competition you win! XD

[skippyfox.livejournal.com]

Either your job isn't working you hard enough, or it's worked you insane.

[giza.livejournal.com]

Or maybe I was insane in the first place. Ha!

[wally-wabbit.livejournal.com]

LOL

I have been eating lots of sushi (cucumber rolls primarily) and my poop has been green. Funky!

[kellic.livejournal.com]

Drink tons of Gatorade Cool Blue and it will come out big time blue.

[scs-11.livejournal.com]

I can confirm that a sufficiently large meal of beets will color your poop, tho it's more purple than red.

[unclekage.livejournal.com]

You know, when I read this, I was certain that I was looking at triggur's journal.

[ionotter.livejournal.com]

Too much sugar-free Kool-Aid fruit punch will scare the living daylights out of you when you turn around to flush.

"AAAIEEE! I'M BLEEDING!!"

And...am I a bad man for wanting to get a Turd Twister? Somehow the thought of leaving a shamrock-shaped turd on someone's doorstep just makes me giggle uncontrollably.

[giza.livejournal.com]

The way to tell the difference is to smell the poop. Poop with blood in it has a distinctive "bloody" smell to it.

Ah, yes, I've had that before *not* fun

[wildw0lf.livejournal.com]

And now that you say that as I recall, ...it does indeed.

*ahem*

[ionotter.livejournal.com]

At the time, I was not too particularly inclined to be sticking my head into the commode to sniff at my product. I was able to figure it out when I saw the red leaking out the same way it does when you mix the powder.

(I was studying for finals, and had been drinking LOTS of the stuff.)

Re: *ahem*

[giza.livejournal.com]

That's why they taught us the "wafting" technique in chemistry class. :-)

[netcrimes.livejournal.com]

I just emailed the link to Chris. He takes massive poops without having to relax, LOL