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For those that haven't been reading my LJ since 2002, I had some tooth problems back then and wrote about my dental experiences. (See: this, this, and this)

Since then, my dental life has been pretty boring since I started taking better care of my teeth. The last time I was at the dentist for a checkup, I was chatting with the receptionist about her computer and used the opportunity to do a little shameless self-promotion about my mad computer skills and gave her one of my "I Fix Computers" business cards.

A few weeks ago, my cellphone rang one day. It was the receptionist. She was having mouse problems. So I asked a few questions and determined that she had an optical mouse. I advised her to use a mousepad that did not have printing on it and all was well.

Earlier this week, my phone rang again. It was the receptionist who was having keyboard problems this time. She would type one character and two would appear on the screen. I advised her to unplug the keyboard and plug it back in. Problem solved.

When I got home from work, I found some snail mail from my dentist's office. Since I had just had my first checkup under my current employer's insurance plan, I thought that something might have gone wrong with the claim. So I open up the envelope to find: a handwritten thankyou note from my dentist, and a $50 gift card from Staples! 8-)

So... now I have to find something at Staples that goes for about $50... any (legal) suggestions?

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Date: 2006-08-11 04:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] starbiter.livejournal.com
candy!

Just kidding. :) How about some money towards a nice fountain pen? or a leather briefcase?

/purrs

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Date: 2006-08-11 05:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] giza.livejournal.com

The fountain pen and briefcase are awesome ideas, but I would be the only one in my company that had either. :-P

I think maybe I'll start looking at office equipment. :-)

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Date: 2006-08-11 11:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] starbiter.livejournal.com
So what? :) You can use the fountain pen for personal things, and the briefcase for your next job interview. ;)

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Date: 2006-08-11 06:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tgeller.livejournal.com
You probably don't have to blow it all in one go -- I bet it works like a debit card. So just wander around and get stuff you like, and don't worry about spending the whole 50 bones.

Plus I'm sure there are electronics toys and expendables you want. Blank DVDs, maybe? A Brother labeler? Go wild, boy!

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Date: 2006-08-11 01:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] giza.livejournal.com

I thought about that, but then one of two things is going to happen: 1) I get down to $5 remaining, buy something that's $15 and have to shell out $10, or 2) I lose the card while there's value left on it.

Screw that. I want to get that card spent as fast as possible. :-)

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Date: 2006-08-11 08:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] antimon.livejournal.com
pretty sweet.

i never had that keyboard problem and unplguing it woudl nto have been my first point of attack :) weird

i dunno i doubt you need any flash drives or anything....

ink? inks always good

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Date: 2006-08-11 01:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wildw0lf.livejournal.com
When they're on sale a samsung ml-2010 laser printer? A wireless keyboard and mouse?

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Date: 2006-08-11 01:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wolffit.livejournal.com
$50 worth of legal pads?
Get it? Legal? :-)

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Date: 2006-08-11 02:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kemanorel.livejournal.com
Omgwtf? Never mind this "humor" ....

Bad wolffit!

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Date: 2006-08-11 07:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] netcrimes.livejournal.com
Buy the EASY button!

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Date: 2006-08-11 07:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] giza.livejournal.com

Already did. We had it in the Ops Office at Anthrocon.

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Date: 2006-08-11 07:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] netcrimes.livejournal.com
Great minds think alike!

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Date: 2006-08-11 09:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] omnibahumut.livejournal.com
"She was having mouse problems. So I asked a few questions and determined that she had an optical mouse."

I'm sorry, that sounded... lame? I can picture the scenario already:

"Ma'am, what kind of mouse do you have?"
"A computer mouse"
"Hm... interesting. Does it have buttons on it?"
"Why yes, yes it does!"
"Excellent. Now, I'm going to have to ask you to carefully pick your mouse up and gently examine its bottom."
"Ok..."
"Tell me what you see, ma'am."
"I see a light! Oh my god there is a light in my mouse! Is it going to be ok?!"
"No, everything is fine, everything is fine. What you have there is called an 'optical mouse'."

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Date: 2006-08-11 09:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] giza.livejournal.com

Nah, she was smarter than that. And she was VERY polite, too. I'd have no problem working on their computers again.

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Date: 2006-08-11 09:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] omnibahumut.livejournal.com
The way you said it just sounded funny :P

You asked a few questions and determined that she had an optical mouse.

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Date: 2006-08-15 11:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] music4fun.livejournal.com
A new UPS for someone you know that really needs it.

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