Italian 101
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gizaAccording to a cow-orker, if you ever travel to Italy, here are the important words/phrases to know:
1) mangi - Eat
2) Dove รจ la stanza da bagno? - Where is the bathroom?
3) Ufficiale onesto, mi ha detto che fosse 18 e non la ho conosciuta ero un hooker malato del transvestite! - Honest officer, she told me she was 18 and I did not know she was a diseased transvestite hooker!
4) Lo desiderate fare che cosa con questa capra?? - You want me to do what with this goat??
1) mangi - Eat
2) Dove รจ la stanza da bagno? - Where is the bathroom?
3) Ufficiale onesto, mi ha detto che fosse 18 e non la ho conosciuta ero un hooker malato del transvestite! - Honest officer, she told me she was 18 and I did not know she was a diseased transvestite hooker!
4) Lo desiderate fare che cosa con questa capra?? - You want me to do what with this goat??
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Date: 2003-07-01 09:11 am (UTC)I see the Italian edition of my memoirs has hit the bookshelf.