It is company policy to never imply ownership in the event of a dildo.

[giza]

So today at the company meeting, we played around with Google's autocomplete searching feature and tried to figure out what had the most results. Co-worker A suggested "Obama". Not too bad:



Then I suggested "email":



At the end of the meeting, this went down:

My boss: Who said "email"?

Me: "Me!"

My boss: "You win the dildo!"


So now I am officially the owner of an 18-inch dildo, courtesy of $WORK. A dildo that is bigger around than my WRIST, I might add.

...now what?

Comments

[chefmongoose.livejournal.com]

Anything that's bigger around than your wrist, you can hollow out and make bracelets out of!

...if it's in original packaging or whatever, and you're not going to use it, might as well eBay or whatnot.