It is company policy to never imply ownership in the event of a dildo.

[giza]

So today at the company meeting, we played around with Google's autocomplete searching feature and tried to figure out what had the most results. Co-worker A suggested "Obama". Not too bad:



Then I suggested "email":



At the end of the meeting, this went down:

My boss: Who said "email"?

Me: "Me!"

My boss: "You win the dildo!"


So now I am officially the owner of an 18-inch dildo, courtesy of $WORK. A dildo that is bigger around than my WRIST, I might add.

...now what?

Comments

[wildw0lf.livejournal.com]

Wow, that's big!