Call me... Spottybitch!

[giza]

I'll actually play along with the "name meme" since I can be informative at the same time...

If you call me "Doug", you probably know me in real life outside of furry.

If you call me "Douglas", you are likely one of my parents.

If you call me "Giza", you are probably a fur.

If you call me "Tigger", you are probably Jayne Hitchcock.

If you call me "Spottybitch", you are most definitely skiprudder!

If you call me "Mungbeans", you are randomzen.

If you call me "Fatass", you're one of those self-righteous "popular kids" who picked on me in
Junior High School. (Enjoying your retail jobs in Allentown, LOSERS?)

If you call me "Catboy", you're probably one of the sales guys in the office. :-)

If you call me "Kitteh", you are ryvex.



...if you call me "Beautiful", then here, have some more beer!

Comments

[gatcat.livejournal.com]

Hey there, Beautiful.

[giza.livejournal.com]

*blinks*

Uh... I think it's time I call kenket to pick you up!

[gatcat.livejournal.com]

But...the beer...

Bah!

[stahi.livejournal.com]

Screw the beer!

Re: Bah!

[rebelsheart]

No, I think you're supposed to screw something else. :)


Wait, did I type that out? Oh well ;)

Re: Bah!

[stahi.livejournal.com]

... o.o

Uhh..

[stahi.livejournal.com]

I call you both "Doug" AND "Giza" .. What does that make me? o.o

[shenryyr.livejournal.com]

if I call you on your answering machine and threaten to turn you inside out....

am I likely an ex-cop in western pennsylvania?

[giza.livejournal.com]

I was kinda hoping I'd have been around when he called. My response would have been, "Well, how can I trust you? You just a voice on the other end of the phone that SAYS you're a cop, but I have no way of knowing this is true. Oops, gotta run, bye!"

Oh?

[lionman.livejournal.com]

I happen to like "spottybitch" myself. How well does it fit you? ;-)

[rebelsheart]

I could see spottbitch once in a while. I'll go for cute though.

[giza.livejournal.com]

Why do I have the feeling I'm gonna regret having made this LJ post?

[tgeller.livejournal.com]

Nah, you know I'm teasing. :>

But I'm not! Spottybitch it is from now on!

Fish

[randomzen.livejournal.com]

What do I have to call you to get some more god damn cookies? Make it happen, fucker!

Re: Fish

[giza.livejournal.com]

"Lord and Master" would be a good start.

Optionally, you may pay me with 3 cheetahs per one(1) box of cookies.

[beerhorse.livejournal.com]

*Dalia sings in her best voice possible* "You are so beautiful, to meeeeee! Now give me beeeeee-eeer!!! Beer's everything I hope for! Beer's everything I neeed!!! Beer makes you so beautiful, to meeEEEEE!!!"

[taral.livejournal.com]

You forgot "cute". :)

[inaquara.livejournal.com]

What about Kitty? I called you that..Um..*thinks* Once? O..o Still, you are now and forever *drumroll*
...
...
...
...Gizapoopookittyface!!! -^..^-

[rexxwolfe.livejournal.com]

I call you a nice guy.

[unclekage.livejournal.com]

I prefer "chief flunky"

[giza.livejournal.com]

Oh well. The student is only as good as the teacher. *ducks!*

Ahem...

[rieshal.livejournal.com]

You forgot 'Chewtoy'.

Re: Ahem...

[giza.livejournal.com]

Yes, but it forced you to get an LJ, didn't it? :-)

SPOTTYBITCH!

[skiprudder.livejournal.com]

Mwah ha ha, I am now infamous here. =9

I wonder though, do I get royalties if others cal you spottybitch, spottybitch?

[darthgeek.livejournal.com]

(Enjoying your retail jobs in Allentown, LOSERS?)

Yep. I've seen ex-classmates at a number of retail establishments, fast food establishments, and the latest one, cashiering at Costco.