Call me... Spottybitch!

[giza]

I'll actually play along with the "name meme" since I can be informative at the same time...

If you call me "Doug", you probably know me in real life outside of furry.

If you call me "Douglas", you are likely one of my parents.

If you call me "Giza", you are probably a fur.

If you call me "Tigger", you are probably Jayne Hitchcock.

If you call me "Spottybitch", you are most definitely skiprudder!

If you call me "Mungbeans", you are randomzen.

If you call me "Fatass", you're one of those self-righteous "popular kids" who picked on me in
Junior High School. (Enjoying your retail jobs in Allentown, LOSERS?)

If you call me "Catboy", you're probably one of the sales guys in the office. :-)

If you call me "Kitteh", you are ryvex.



...if you call me "Beautiful", then here, have some more beer!

Comments

[shenryyr.livejournal.com]

if I call you on your answering machine and threaten to turn you inside out....

am I likely an ex-cop in western pennsylvania?

[giza.livejournal.com]

I was kinda hoping I'd have been around when he called. My response would have been, "Well, how can I trust you? You just a voice on the other end of the phone that SAYS you're a cop, but I have no way of knowing this is true. Oops, gotta run, bye!"