Upcoming Presidential Debate

[giza]

As folks probably know, there is an upcoming presidential debate. I'm pleased to report that my secret sources have gotten a list of the questions which will be asked of the candidates at the debate. Here you go!

• Are you now or have you ever been a member of the Communist Party?

• Do you still beat your wife?

• Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it?

• What is the meaning of the word 'is'?

• If an orange is called an orange because of it's colour, why isn't a banana called a yellow?

• What did you know and when did you know it?

• Why do dogs have wet noses?

Comments

[kinkyturtle.livejournal.com]

Because if there weren't, you'd suffocate and not be able to ask the question. Similarly, if we were fish, you'd be asking, "Why is there water?"

Also, I'm not sure on this, but I think the color orange was named after the fruit, not the other way around. I've got my secret aardvarks investigating this.